there’s a special place in hell reserved just for me
it’s called the throne
"short people stick together" how about we stack together. if enough of us unite we can be the ultimate tall person
"You are a woman. Skin and bones, veins and nerves, hair and sweat. You are not made of metaphors. Not apologies, not excuses."
|jesus:||mom i told you i didn't want a big party
|mary:||THE WHOLE WORLD WILL CELEBRATE EVERY YEAR
have you ever just looked at someone and thought, my fucking god i love you. i love every goddamn ounce. i love your bones and your soul. but I’m a loser, who just doesn’t wanna lose you. i can lose fucking everything, but not you. oh god. not you.
when ur bra and undies match and ur just like Hell yeah, hell yeah
Fuckin’ right Fuckin’ right, all right Hell yeah Hell yeah, hell yeah Fuckin’ right Fuckin’ right, all right
is this really what girls get happy about
Fuckin’ right Fuckin’ right, all right Hell yeah
(Source: supernintendogs, via jazzy-shit)
boys moaning is basically the hottest thing a guy can do besides give you neck kisses
I’m more aroused by them giving me large sums of money, personally
(Source: lahyes, via jazzy-shit)